Omg Brains..

RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM..

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In a sing song voice. Myyyy dad is a fuckin dickkkkkkkkkkkk

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camewiththeframe: “”From puberty on, I felt like me and my friends were always running. From abusive dads, men on the streets, abusive boyfriends, or even from mean things men would say to us that got stuck in our heads. But running meant we thought...

camewiththeframe:

”From puberty on, I felt like me and my friends were always running. From abusive dads, men on the streets, abusive boyfriends, or even from mean things men would say to us that got stuck in our heads. But running meant we thought we were worth saving…”
-Kathleen Hanna

oldchildrensbooks: “Rotkäppchen .1939. Source :pamono.com Artist : Paul Hey ” I love how in the last panel little red is like “thanks my savior a hug for your troubles”. And the hunter is like “no please..”

oldchildrensbooks:

Rotkäppchen
.1939.
Source :pamono.com

Artist : Paul Hey

I love how in the last panel little red is like “thanks my savior a hug for your troubles”. And the hunter is like “no please..”

Customer:

Excuse me! I need to purchase this

Me:

I'm sorry mam we are closed

Customer:

What do you mean you are closed?

Me:

We close at 9:00PM. It is now 9:15PM

Customer:

Than why are YOU here?

Me:

Because I work here and I need 15 minutes to close

Customer:

well cant you ring me out?

Me:

No I'm clocked out

Customer:

Why are you clocked out?

Me:

Because we are closed so my shift is over

Customer:

Well can't you clock back in??

Me:

That's not how it works

Customer:

WELL I NEED TO PURCHASE THIS!!

Me:

If you want, I can quickly put it on hold and you can just purchase it tomorrow. Ya know, when we are open.

Customer:

BUT I WANT TO PURCHASE IT NOW WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER EMPLOYEES??

Me:

They left

Customer:

WHY?

Me:

Cause we are closed.

tastefullyoffensive:

by Nuclear Sharingan

helpimanspnfan:

Person: I’m thinking about watching Supernatural….

Me: OMG YES! It’s so good!

Person: What is it like?

Me:

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Person: O.o

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